#OMGLOLWTF: 10 Reasons Why You Should Date A Girl Who Takes Selfies

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Why date a girl who travels or a girl who reads? With Google predicting Shelfie (!!!) will be the word of the year, what you really should be doing, is date a girl who takes selfies. Here’s why:

Date a girl who takes selfies: She totes knows what her good angles are.

Good Angles
Good Angles, Image Courtesy – http://www.modelinia.com/

And after some trial and error, she might show you yours as well.

Date a girl who takes selfies: Because she knows all the different types of ‘faces’ there are to know.

Duck Face
Duck Face, Image Courtesy – Instagram
Duck Face Part Deux
Duck Face Part Deux, Image Courtesy – Instagram

 

Frog Face
Frog Face, Image Courtesy – dailymail.co.uk
Sparrow Face
Sparrow Face, Image Courtesy – Instagram

Date a girl who takes selfies: Because she is extremely comfortable in her surroundings.

Selfie Fail
Selfie Fail, Image Courtesy – Buzfeed

Like, reaaallllyy comfortable.

Date a girl who takes selfies: Because she won’t let minor circumstances stand in her way…

Funeral Selfie
Funeral Selfie, Image Courtesy – www.salon.com

…like death.

Or gravity…

Gravity
Gravity, Image Courtesy – Buzzfeed

Or an air crash…

So.. yup
So.. yup

Date a girl who takes selfies: Because she is creative…

Props
Props, Image Courtesy – Buzzfeed

…and isn’t afraid to use props to get the job done.

Or in some cases, family members.

Gramps
Gramps, Image Courtesy – Twitter.com
Gramma
Gramma, Image Courtesy – Buzzfeed
Sexy Selfie Fail
Sexy Selfie Fail, Image Courtesy – daylol.com

Date a girl who takes selfies: Because she is an animal lover…

KItty
KItty, image Courtesy – Instagram

…and her pets often feature in her selfies

Although at times, that may go horribly awry.

Om Nom Nom
Om Nom Nom, Image Courtesy – Huffington Post

Date a girl who takes selfies: Because you will never have to guess what she’s feeling. She will show/tell you.

Buttcheeks is Tired
Buttcheeks is Tired, Image Courtesy – Instgram
Piggy Chops is Bored
Piggy Chops is Bored, Image Courtesy – Instgram
And Also Sombre
And Also Sombre, Image Courtesy – Instagram
Poonam Pandey Is Missing You
Poonam Pandey Is Missing You, Image Courtesy – Instagram

Date a girl who takes selfies: Because through them, she will ask you important questions…

To Bob Or Not To Bob
To Bob Or Not To Bob, Image Courtesy – Instagram
To Sleep Or Not To Sleep
To Sleep Or Not To Sleep, Image courtesy – Instagram

…that will leave you in quite a conundrum, questioning everything that you knew to be real and true.

Date a girl who takes selfies: Because she possesses a unique super power to take a selfie while she is ‘asleep’

Zzz?
Zzz? Image Courtesy – Instagram

And finally, date a girl who takes selfies: Because if you get married and have children…

Baby No Likey
Baby No Likey, Image Courtesy – Buzzfeed

…she will introduce them to the ‘front-facing camera’ long before they learn to poop on their own.

So date a girl who takes selfies. And next time, join her. Your selfies will bond you.

Post By Amanda Ferrao (25 Posts)

Escaped the big bad world of advertising after being held hostage for 10 years. Consecutively developed Stockholm Syndrome and guiltily tries to justify its awesomeness. Sarcasm-enthusiast. Recovering online shopping addict. Self-proclaimed crazy cat lady. Will write for shoes.

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Amanda Ferrao

Amanda Ferrao
Escaped the big bad world of advertising after being held hostage for 10 years. Consecutively developed Stockholm Syndrome and guiltily tries to justify its awesomeness. Sarcasm-enthusiast. Recovering online shopping addict. Self-proclaimed crazy cat lady. Will write for shoes.
  • cacteye

    Mind defining what ‘Taking selfies means’?

    • Amanda Ferrao

      Sure, but first, let me take a selfie.