#OMGLOLWTF: 10 Things You See At A Holi Party That You Can Never Unsee

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It’s that time of the year again, when we all dress like bums, oil our bodies like traditional kushti wrestlers and practise our best renditions of dodgeball. Holi is not just the festivals of colours, it is also a festival when it is totes OK to behave like a complete moron! It’s ok to wear whatever the heck you want, it’s ok to get as shitfaced as you want to get, and it’s definitely ok to look like an Oompa Loompa the next day.

And in every single nook and cranny of Mumbai city, there are holi parties being organised. The booze will be flowing, the buffet is going to be laden with treats, and the uncle who is in charge of the bhaang has managed to score some pretty good shit. So if you are planning to attend a holi party, here are a couple of things you’re sure to come across.

1. Drunk uncles who are really getting down to Avici and Deadmau5

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Smooth moves, Image courtesy – Gifsoup.com

2. Aunties who are playing hard to get (but who secretly want to partake in the festivities)

You can't touch this
You can’t touch this, Image courtesy – Gifsoup.com

3. Old folks who just can’t believe the debauchery they are witnessing

OMG
OMG, Image courtesy – Gifsoup.com

4. Teenagers who are tripping balls, thanks to the bhaang and other ‘substances’

Trippers be trippin
Trippers be trippin, Image courtesy – Gifsoup.com

5. People who came to the Holi party only for the buffet

Must. Eat. Now.
Must. Eat. Now, Image courtesy – Tumblr

6. Uncles who’ve had one too many Kingfisher Ultras and have started to give you ‘Blue Steel’

Blue Steel
Blue Steel, Image courtesy – moifightclub.com

7. Hot girls who think they’re participating in a wet T-shirt contest

Saxay, so saxay
Saxay, so saxay, Image courtesy – Gifsoup.com

8. Guys like this who have mastered the art of multi-tasking

Booyah
Booyah, Image courtesy – Myindiapictures.com

9. And while some arguments are bound to ensue..

Bif, Pow, Bang!
Bif, Pow, Bang!, Image courtesy – Tumblr

10. You know at the end of the day, you’re still going to have a pretty frickin’ awesome time!

Wheee!
Wheee! Image Courtesy – Gifsoup.com

Happy Holi y’all!

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Amanda Ferrao

Amanda Ferrao
Escaped the big bad world of advertising after being held hostage for 10 years. Consecutively developed Stockholm Syndrome and guiltily tries to justify its awesomeness. Sarcasm-enthusiast. Recovering online shopping addict. Self-proclaimed crazy cat lady. Will write for shoes.